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What is the chemical formula for water?

One day, a chemistry teacher asked his students, “What is the chemical formula for water?”

Suzie immediately raised her hand.

“Yes, Suzie, what’s the answer?” the teacher asked Suzie.

Suzie answered proudly, “The chemical formula for water is “H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O!”

Her teacher looked perplexed.

He asked, “What are you talking about?”

Suzie replied, “Yesterday you said the formula for water is H to O!”

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There's a new White House dog.

There's a new White House dog. There hasn't been anything under the Oval Office desk licking the president since the 90's."

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The new Yankee Stadium

The new Yankee Stadium has 77 turnstiles, 444 cash registers, a hi-def scoreboard...no, wait. That's Madonna's bedroom."

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