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Top Ten Signs There's Not Enough Snow at the Winter Olympics

10. Snowboard events are held in fields of freshly minced onion



9. Since everyone is there already, they're going to start the Summer Olympics next week



8. Silver medal in the luge goes to some fat guy on a John Deere



7. Toboggan team seen hitchhiking to finish line



6. Winners of events decided by game of "Rock, Paper, Scissors"



5. Alpine skiing being replaced with Wii Alpine skiing



4. Winning time in the men's downhill -- 2 hours, 12 minutes



3. Snowboarding replaced by Waterboarding
- Kevin M, Woodbury, MN


2. Bobsled teams forced to use recalled Toyotas instead of bobsleds



1. NBC is involved. Figures.

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