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Top Ten Signs You're Too Fat To Fly

10. 767 is type of aircraft and your weight
9. When you yawn, the oxygen masks drop
8. Captain takes one look at you and radios for a longer runway
7. You order the regular meal, the vegetarian meal and the kosher meal
6. You're not a terrorist, but there's an excellent chance your underpants might explode
5. They tell you your only option involves a tranquilizer dart and a crate
4. Almost missed flight because you were stuck in the metal detector
3. You know those airline peanuts that are so hard to open? Well, for you they're not that hard to open
2. I hate to break it to you, Stewie, but the movable walkway ain't movin'!
1. As you're walking to your car you realize seat 26D is still stuck to your ass

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