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Ways Toyota Can Improve Its Image

10. Free roadside assistance when your can finally rolls to a stop
9. Change motto to something uplifting, like "There's no stopping us"
8. Make cars smell like freshly-baked cookies -- everyone loves cookies
7. New model names: the Toyota Standstill and the Toyota Halt
6. Airbag deploys to hilarious "boing" sound effect
5. Avoid straight consumer market -- focus on selling cars to illegal street racers
4. Promote cars being less wear and tear on gas pedal foot
3. Design an eco-friendly car that runs out of control on solar power
2. Point out that no golf stars have recently been clobbered by their wives in a Toyota
1. Add brakes

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